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the black knight

by northdavidsondad from Silver Valley, NC

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Rednecks at the mall
Apr 20, 2008 | 11:57 PM
Category: Entertainment
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A redneck family from the hills were visiting the city and were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the mother shopped. The father and son came across two shiny walls that could move apart and slide back together again. The boy asked; "Paw, what's that?" The father, (never having seen an elevator), responded; "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuttin' like that in my life. I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his dad were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up  to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the old lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the wall light up. They continued to watch it until it reached the last number. Then the numbers began to light up in reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, never taking his eyes off the woman, tells his son; "BOY...GO GIT CHA MOMMA!!!"

                         GIT-R-DONE

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DW45 read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 9:05 PM

My Wife even laughed at that one...that's high praise!
cook2712 read my blog view my photos
Jun 7, 2008 | 9:02 AM

NDD, I tried that and it didnt work :-(
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northdavidsondad

I am married with two daughters. My oldest one is in the color guard at North Davidson Senior High School. My youngest will be attending East Davidson Senior High School in a few years. I am a 1990 graduate of Lexington Senior High School. I like college football and basketball, nfl, baseball, racing, and wrestling. My favorite teams are:college-Tennessee Volunteers and the Carolina Tarheels, nfl-Dallas Cowboys and Carolina Panthers, baseball-Atlanta Braves, racing-any RCR team, all time wrestling favorite- "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. I love several kinds of music, country, rock, southern rock and gospel. Some of my faves for country: George Strait, Hank Jr., Conway Twitty, Montgomery Gentry. Some of my faves for rock: Poison, AC/DC, Jackyl, Led Zeppelin. Some of my faves for southern rock: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Charlie Daniels Band, Marshall Tucker Band. My faves for gospel: Michael Combs, The Steeles, The Primitive Quartet. I have many more favorites in each type of music, but they are too many to list here.

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