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by northdavidsondad from Silver Valley, NC

Last Post 41 days, 9 hours Ago


Way Rednecks Cut Firewood
Apr 16, 2008 | 11:46 PM
Category: Entertainment
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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes it is. How may I help you?"

"My neighbor, Virgil Smith.... he got marijuana inside his firewood. Don't know how he gets the marijuana inside dem logs, but he shore do hide it in dem logs."

"Thank you very much for the call. We will look into it"

The next day, several deputies pull up at Virgil's mobile home. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust every single piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and then leave. Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey Virgil.... this is Bubba... Did the Sheriff come?"

"Shore did!"

"Did they chop yer firewood?"

"Yep... Shore did."

"Merry Christmas, buddy!!!"

         THAT IS HOW REDNECKS GIT-R-DONE!!

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grammysuex3 read my blog view my photos
Apr 18, 2008 | 6:54 PM

Thank you for the idea LOL Now I can put down my maul and wedge, have the neighbors call and my hubby will think I worked all day
DW45 read my blog view my photos
Apr 18, 2008 | 9:53 PM

Heard several versons of that one.....It's always a good one!
cook2712 read my blog view my photos
Apr 21, 2008 | 9:56 AM

GET -R - DONE
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northdavidsondad

I am married with two daughters. My oldest one is in the color guard at North Davidson Senior High School. My youngest will be attending East Davidson Senior High School in a few years. I am a 1990 graduate of Lexington Senior High School. I like college football and basketball, nfl, baseball, racing, and wrestling. My favorite teams are:college-Tennessee Volunteers and the Carolina Tarheels, nfl-Dallas Cowboys and Carolina Panthers, baseball-Atlanta Braves, racing-any RCR team, all time wrestling favorite- "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. I love several kinds of music, country, rock, southern rock and gospel. Some of my faves for country: George Strait, Hank Jr., Conway Twitty, Montgomery Gentry. Some of my faves for rock: Poison, AC/DC, Jackyl, Led Zeppelin. Some of my faves for southern rock: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Charlie Daniels Band, Marshall Tucker Band. My faves for gospel: Michael Combs, The Steeles, The Primitive Quartet. I have many more favorites in each type of music, but they are too many to list here.

Member Since: 10/5/2007


 

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