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by northdavidsondad from Silver Valley, NC

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The Marriage License
Mar 6, 2008 | 10:18 PM
Category: Entertainment
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A husband and wife had been fussing and fighting all day long. Finally, after supper, the husband walked into the living room and took the marriage license down off the wall. He went back into the kitchen and sat down at the table. After his wife finished loading the dishwasher, she came and sat down at the table. They started fussing once again. Finally, the wife noticed that the husband was looking at their marriage license. She asked, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?" He didn't answer. Once again, she asked: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?" He looked over at her and responded: "I SEE THE ISSUE DATE ON THIS MARRIAGE LICENSE, BUT I CAN'T FIND THE EXPIRATION DATE!!!"

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homeschoolmom read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 9:01 AM

This is funny!
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Mar 10, 2008 | 5:48 PM

Ouch!
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northdavidsondad

I am married with two daughters. My oldest one is in the color guard at North Davidson Senior High School. My youngest will be attending East Davidson Senior High School in a few years. I am a 1990 graduate of Lexington Senior High School. I like college football and basketball, nfl, baseball, racing, and wrestling. My favorite teams are:college-Tennessee Volunteers and the Carolina Tarheels, nfl-Dallas Cowboys and Carolina Panthers, baseball-Atlanta Braves, racing-any RCR team, all time wrestling favorite- "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. I love several kinds of music, country, rock, southern rock and gospel. Some of my faves for country: George Strait, Hank Jr., Conway Twitty, Montgomery Gentry. Some of my faves for rock: Poison, AC/DC, Jackyl, Led Zeppelin. Some of my faves for southern rock: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Charlie Daniels Band, Marshall Tucker Band. My faves for gospel: Michael Combs, The Steeles, The Primitive Quartet. I have many more favorites in each type of music, but they are too many to list here.

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