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By TRAVIS REED - Associated Press Writer

ORLANDO, Fla.(AP) PGA Tour golfer Tripp Isenhour was charged with killing a hawk on purpose with a golf shot because it was making noise as he videotaped a TV show. Isenhour was with a film crew for "Shoot Like A Pro" on Dec. 12 at the Grand Cypress Golf course. The 39-year-old golfer, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, was charged Wednesday with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird.

The charges carry a maximum penalty of 14 months in jail and $1,500 in fines.

According to court documents, Isenhour got upset when a red-shouldered hawk began making noise, forcing another take. He began hitting balls at the bird, then 300 yards away, but gave up.

Isenhour started again when the hawk moved within about 75 yards, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer Brian Baine indicated in a report.

Isenhour allegedly said "I'll get him now," and aimed for the hawk.

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What, were there no pit bulls to abuse?

Anybody else hope they nail this yutz to the proverbial cross?

For 10 points, complete the following: D U _ B A S S

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northdavidsondad read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 1:22 PM

For 10 points, I'll take the letter "M".

flatch read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 1:31 PM

Is it an M?

*ding ding ding ding*

Correct! You have 10 points. You can try to double it OR you can have what's behind the curtain where Carol Merrill is standing...

northdavidsondad read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 9:31 PM

I think I will keep the 10 points and walk away. Seen too many episodes of "Lets Make A Deal!!!"

flatch read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 8:58 AM

Flatch is very impressed that you caught the historical reference.

I'll double your points, throw in the Turtle Wax AND the autographed pic of Merv Griffin.

DW45 read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 10:47 PM

Don't forget.....survey SAYS.....M!

flatch read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 10:54 PM

Good call. Watched the old Feud the other day.

Richard Karn just doesn't fit. Nice guy, but I am a purist.

DW45 read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 11:03 PM

Whatever happened to those "PAPA EAT NOW!!!" T-shirts? - I wore out about half a dozen of 'em...

What happened to Wolfpackman?

flatch read my blog view my photos
Mar 9, 2008 | 11:05 PM

PAPA EAT NOW...is that like Jenna Mulroney's ME WANT FOOD on 30 Rock?

DW45 read my blog view my photos
Mar 10, 2008 | 12:51 AM

ain't sure, but my Wife always grinned when I said it...

cindykay54 read my blog view my photos
Mar 10, 2008 | 1:02 AM

It will be interesting to see how the PGA handles this putz and what he did to that poor hawk. I would love to have him nailed to something and since my target shooting is way much better than my golfing, I would love to add a pattern to his physique. Lets see..... (ha|wk)....yep that would work! Two letters per smiling "cheek"!

flatch read my blog view my photos
Mar 10, 2008 | 9:09 AM

Love your idea, CK.

I'm sure the mighty PGA will just slap his lily white hand and make him do volunteer work like teaching the heinous game to the underprivileged kids who were turned down by Duke and just have to slum it at Wake.

"oh, when will death come?..."

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I was born after waiving extradition in October 1959. My mother was a goalie coach for the pond hockey team at a juvenile detention center. My father was the first to combine Doritos with Clearasil, thus causing and curing acne at the same time. Think of me as the one who pushes the Bull***t button on the game show of life. My interests are Swedish maritime hymnals, Victorian iodine bottles and four-digit numbers.

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