Again I regret that I did not attend the latest soiree for Blog-lings. The doctor said I am very close to rejoining the general population but I still need to get it in my head that the Danes are people too.
I know what I feel and when I feel it make no never-mind to most, but here are some suggestions that may prompt me to come to future events of such ilk:
1) Sela Ward as hostess.
2) Free adult beverages to all Swedish-Americans.
3) Co-ed lingerie Twister with certain Fox8 on-air personalities. The names of these ladies are in a sealed envelope buried in a tub of Dream Whip in my crisper drawer.
A kroner for your thoughts????
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I was born after waiving extradition in October 1959. My mother was a goalie coach for the pond hockey team at a juvenile detention center. My father was the first to combine Doritos with Clearasil, thus causing and curing acne at the same time. Think of me as the one who pushes the Bull***t button on the game show of life. My interests are Swedish maritime hymnals, Victorian iodine bottles and four-digit numbers.
Member Since: 7/3/2007