Passat Recall
4/6/2008 2:10:32 AM
http://www.lemonauto.com/complaints/volkswagen/passat.
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I hate Volkswagens all but The VW Bus! We had a game when I was a kid called ZIT! Every time we saw a VW Beetle we would yell ZIT! Why ZIT? Because they all need to be popped and exploded like a pimple! This went on forever. They all sounded like they needed valve jobs and were about to explode. I actually blew a motor and caught one on fire going down Highway 29 in Salisbury around 1977. I hated seeing the return of these ZITS. I hate offending all the cute people and their plastic flowers and cute hats that must come with the car. These people can’t be real hippies!
Big Score!

In the interim between the death of The ZIT and the return of its' cartoon makeover, The Passat makes an appearance. All accountants must have a Passat to prove they are thrifty and know nothing about cars.
I am venting because I heard Brent Campbell end a story Saturday night saying that VW says when you smell gas in the cab they want you to DRIVE it to the nearest shop! Of course they do! They don’t want to die in a fiery explosion themselves! The report didn’t mention the faulty windshield wipers or the bad brakes. The cartoon just keeps running!
I just figured out how they named the Passat. Passat sort of sounds like P_ ss on it. The maker's would look at each other and say if this car was on fire we wouldn't P _ _ _ on it!
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gadget410
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