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Ya'll Will like this....
Jul 13, 2008 | 3:05 PM
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Subject: God is Busy
 
GOD is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.  The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' 

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!

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HankHill read my blog
Jul 17, 2008 | 5:26 PM

Damn Right DW
DW45 read my blog view my photos
Jul 17, 2008 | 5:57 PM

Thanks, Hank.......I've been resisting the "cut and paste" urge, but I thought that would be well received! - cook would be so proud!
HankHill read my blog
Jul 18, 2008 | 7:07 AM

Oh yes he would
shabanozz read my blog view my photos
Jul 22, 2008 | 12:20 PM

Yeh!
Just-Me-07 read my blog
Jul 30, 2008 | 9:55 PM

I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladyred2007 read my blog view my photos
Jul 31, 2008 | 7:29 PM

Hit him one time for me! Awesome story DW!! Isn't it funny how eventually things catch up to you?
OLDGI read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2008 | 11:17 AM

I hope it was in the mouth.
DW45 read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2008 | 1:47 PM

Glad ya'll liked it - I did!

Hello, GI...Haven't heard from you in a while....hope everybody's having a good weekend!
maxine77 read my blog
Aug 13, 2008 | 12:35 PM

KICK HIS ASS!!!!!
DW45 read my blog view my photos
Aug 13, 2008 | 3:09 PM

Heard that, Maxine!....Thanks, and Welcome to FOX8 Blogs!
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